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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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