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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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