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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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