Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.