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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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