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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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