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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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