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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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