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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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