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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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