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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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