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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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