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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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