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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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