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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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