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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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