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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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