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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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