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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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