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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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