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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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