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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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