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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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