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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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