Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.