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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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