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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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