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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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