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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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