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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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