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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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