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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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