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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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