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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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