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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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