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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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