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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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