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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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