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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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