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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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