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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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