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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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