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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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