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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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