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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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