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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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