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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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