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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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