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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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