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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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