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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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