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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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