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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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