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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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