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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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