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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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