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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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